Italian turist in Malta

(A hotel in Malta)

Pasquale: may I have two pieces of toast, please?

 

Waitress with only one piece of toast:

 

 

 

waitress: here you are!

 

Pasquale: I want two pieces

 

Waitress: go to the toilet then!

 

Pasquale: you don’t understand, I want two pieces on my plate!

 

Waitress: you’d better go to the toilet, stupid!

 

Pasquale: this lady doesn’t even know me and calls me  “stupid”

 

(A bigger restaurant)

 

Waiter bringing a spoon and a knife but no fork:

 

waiter:  good evening, sir

 

Pasquale: good evening

 

Waiter: have you decided, sir?

 

Pasquale: I want a fork

 

Waiter: everyone wants to do that

 

Pasquale: you don’t understand me. I want a fork on the table

 

Waiter: you’d better not to do it on the table, you big stupid.

 

Pasquale: why they all call me stupid?

 

( in the hotel room the bed has no sheets)

 

Pasquale: hello? There are no sheets on my bed. Can I speak to the manager, please?

 

Manager: hello? What’s the matter?

 

Pasquale: I want a sheet

 

Manager: go to the toilet!

 

Pasquale: you don’t understand. I want a sheet on my bed!

 

Manager: you’d better not to shit on your bed, you big stupid

 

Pasquale: I’m fed up, I will go back home

 

(Check out)

 

Receptionist: peace on you, sir

 

Pasquale: piss on you too, you big stupid. I want to go back to Italy

 

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