pubblicità delle caramelle per l'alito
Romeo and Juliet
Characters: Romeo, Juliet, jane and Betty, a tramp (barbone), a boucer (buttafuori)
setting: a party
tramp: (guardandosi attorno) there is a party here! finally I can eat something,
boucer: go away! it is fobidden to get ii, unless you are invited. (lo prende per la giacca e lo manda fuori)
tramp: once I was a famous singer. Everibody wanted me to sing. I had concerts all over the world. Then I had a soar throat and my carreer finished.
Juliet alla sua amica Jane: look! That boy, that snapper over there!
Jane: wow! He is really handsome!
Juliet: hello! How do you do?
Romeo: how do you do?
Jane: how do you do?
Romeo, Jane, Betty, Juliet: how do you do? (alitando molto forte in faccia a tutti)
Jane a Romeo: buzz away, garlic breath!
Romeo alla sua amica Betty: do I smell garlic?
Betty: take this candy and suck it!
Romeo: Hi! what’s your name?
Juliet: my name’s Juliet, and what’s your name?
Romeo: so, your name is Juliet!
Juliet: what’s wrong?
Romeo: so you’re Juliet. I am Romeo.
Juliet: What are you going to do this evening?
Romeo: let's go to the Carrefour!!!
tramp (uscendo dalla botola del palco: I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them blom for me andyou, and I think to myself "what a wonderful world..."
a boy (mostrando la scatolina delle caramelle: eat this candy and you will get success!!!!